If you like your tinned Octopus labelled with an animal secretion adjective, this is the food review for you!
After digging out the contents of the tin and plopping it on a plate, the full disgusting spectacle of what I was about to eat confronted me
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.