I ate a can of legendary Lidl ‘Musky’ Octopus, so you don’t have to
Princes Lunch Tongue, I tried eating a canned pig’s tongue, it’s vile!
Tulip Bacon Grill, why eat bacon when you can eat fried luncheon meat
Billy Bear Slicing Sausage, start ’em young on the groat!
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets, the poster product for crap food