After several pints of reassuringly costly french lager forget the kebab shop, you can now get microwavable cheesy chips to eat at home.
So you like sausages, but just can't be arsed to grill, fry or bake one? Wall's have made the 1 minute Microwavable stodgy starchy banger!
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!
It's because people can't be arsed to prepare anything, that would lead them to actually consider eating what amounts to a savoury pop tart.
It's that special time of the year that heralds the return of Iceland's Christmas food and truly bizarre Hoisin Duck Christmas Trees.