You have to give it to Ballineen, it is quite a feat to make the sausage taste almost the same as the batter. Vile, unseasoned & industrial.
Among the canned Prince's pies and hotdogs, this microwaveable marvel caught my eye. A chip shop style curry? It had a to be reviewed.
Eating one of these wraps is like being forced to listen to Coldplay while doing your tax return. It's not torturous, but not that pleasant
After several pints of reassuringly costly french lager forget the kebab shop, you can now get microwavable cheesy chips to eat at home.
A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.