The Peperami's flavour enhanced over-the-top taste and fatty consistency, clings to your taste buds like a Tick and can't be removed.
So you like sausages, but just can't be arsed to grill, fry or bake one? Wall's have made the 1 minute Microwavable stodgy starchy banger!
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.