Lidl Musky Octopus food review

I ate a can of legendary Lidl ‘Musky’ Octopus, so you don’t have to

If you like your tinned Octopus labelled with an animal secretion adjective, this is the food review for you!

American style hot dog kit reviewed

Ambient American style hot dog kit, is this horror a B&M bargain?

B&M American style hot dog kit, it was screaming out 'buy me, try me and try not to puke'.

Ballineen cooked Irish sausages in batter review

Ballineen Irish sausages in batter, truly revolting turds in flour paste

You have to give it to Ballineen, it is quite a feat to make the sausage taste almost the same as the batter. Vile, unseasoned & industrial.

Hunger Breaks "Chip Shop" Chicken Curry & Rice

Hunger Breaks “chip shop” Chicken Curry and Rice, microwaveable gloop

Among the canned Prince's pies and hotdogs, this microwaveable marvel caught my eye. A chip shop style curry? It had a to be reviewed.

Goblin Meat and Gravy Pudding

I ate a 49p Goblin mystery meat pudding, I didn’t gobble it down!

Suet meat puddings are an English classic. This is a microwaveable English shite.