Westlers (Canned) Hamburgers, just imagine the horror!
The very thought of Burgers in gravy in a tin, made my guts turn. They had to be purchased and reviewed.
Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots, mashed up offal goodness
A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.
Iceland Doner Kebab Pizza, a fusion food nightmare for a quid
If this was your first experience of pizza, it is liable to put you off it for life.
Asda Smartprice Sardines in Tomato Sauce, a fishy challenge
I spent a couple of messy minutes hacking my way into the can with an opener & a knife, my partner was asking what the disgusting smell was.
Asda Smartprice Meatballs, vile chicken marshmallows in soup
I had decided to ‘step up to the mark’ as Jeremy Kyle would say. Opening the can I was greeted by the stench of slightly rancid chicken.
Multi-Supermaket Value Sausage Sword Fight
I put 4 supermarkets value sausages to the taste test and end up vomiting after the Asda ones. Lovely.
Billy Bear Slicing Sausage, start ’em young on the groat!
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets, the poster product for crap food
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.
Tillman’s Toast Me! Revolting savoury Pop-Tart type things
It's because people can't be arsed to prepare anything, that would lead them to actually consider eating what amounts to a savoury pop tart.
Tulip Bacon Grill, why eat bacon when you can eat fried luncheon meat
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!