The very thought of Burgers in gravy in a tin, made my guts turn. They had to be purchased and reviewed.
If this was your first experience of pizza, it is liable to put you off it for life.
I spent a couple of messy minutes hacking my way into the can with an opener & a knife, my partner was asking what the disgusting smell was.
I had decided to ‘step up to the mark’ as Jeremy Kyle would say. Opening the can I was greeted by the stench of slightly rancid chicken.
I put 4 supermarkets value sausages to the taste test and end up vomiting after the Asda ones. Lovely.
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.
It's because people can't be arsed to prepare anything, that would lead them to actually consider eating what amounts to a savoury pop tart.
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!
Described as "2 pitta breads filled with reformed cooked and sliced seasoned mutton with chilli sauce", who could resist that for a pound?