The very thought of Burgers in gravy in a tin, made my guts turn. They had to be purchased and reviewed.
A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.
If this was your first experience of pizza, it is liable to put you off it for life.
I spent a couple of messy minutes hacking my way into the can with an opener & a knife, my partner was asking what the disgusting smell was.
I put 4 supermarkets value sausages to the taste test and end up vomiting after the Asda ones. Lovely.
I had decided to ‘step up to the mark’ as Jeremy Kyle would say. Opening the can I was greeted by the stench of slightly rancid chicken.
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.
Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.
It's because people can't be arsed to prepare anything, that would lead them to actually consider eating what amounts to a savoury pop tart.
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!